Eddie Cat Adaptability

After only fifteen minutes of consciousness, …
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running quickly, yet methodically, through experimental attempts to remove the cone-collar Eddie woke up with this morning…
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Eddie Cat has successfully turned what many cats and dogs might feel to be a handicap…,
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into a very effective AACD (Advanced Annoyance Communication Device).
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By utilizing complicated combinations of percussion signals, and the cone's rigidity as an effective edge-weapon, Eddie had conveyed to me in a language previously inaccessible to him, that he is extremely unhappy with the results of yesterdays Vet visit.
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